Mike: Why doesn’t the government do something about it? James: Insert FEMA incompetence joke here.

Mike: Everett may ask the same question if Beck told him about his day. James: That may be the first time Everett’s ever smiled in the strip.

Mike: So that’s what our webcomic has been missing. James: Just wait until the Professor Whiskers merch hits the web. We’re going to be zillionaires!