Mike: People using their time to build something constructive, don’t you just hate them?

James: I worked a hardware store gig for a few months before I left for college. An odd choice for employment considering my complete lack of hardware know-how, but not a terrible gig. It is the only job I’ve ever been fired from though. Here’s a free piece of advice from the good people at LCS, never show up to work severely hung over, reeking of booze with curse words written in marker on your hands.