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#117: Wasted Opportunity

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Mike: Jesusizing is a lot more complicated than it sounds.

James: Jesusize sounds like the latest workout fad.

“America, you’re getting fat. Really fat. But you know who was in pretty good shape? JESUS! You’ve seen his ripped abs up on the cross, now bring those abs back from the dead with JESUSIZING! Fitness professionals and satisfied customers call the Jesusizing method MIRACULOUS. When combining Jesusize with a diet of His flesh and His blood you can banish your fat straight to hell!

“Call 1-800-JESUSIZE now.”

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