Mike: A Mike divided against itself, cannot stand! James: Mike wrote this one too. I have an excuse, but it’s not a very good one. There have been a few recent developments in my life, including a new plan to move to Austin, Texas in 2011. Been an interesting week to say the least, but… Continue reading #80: Self-Insertion

Mike: I remember a while ago some people I knew were bragging how skilled they were in sneaking clean urine for a drug test. So when it came time for me to have to give a drug test I was a bit nervous since I hold my bodily functions under the highest level of secrecy.… Continue reading #81: Wet Spot

Mike: If you ask someone if they’re cool and they seem confused by the question, chances are they’re not cool. James: Indubitably.