Mike: A dream come true, Oddly enough all my jobs have been me getting it by some dumb luck.

James: And lo, Beck found employment

At the Local Comic Shop

The status quo was established.

And it was good.

Mike: People using their time to build something constructive, don’t you just hate them?

James: I worked a hardware store gig for a few months before I left for college. An odd choice for employment considering my complete lack of hardware know-how, but not a terrible gig. It is the only job I’ve ever been fired from though. Here’s a free piece of advice from the good people at LCS, never show up to work severely hung over, reeking of booze with curse words written in marker on your hands.

Mike: Being a fellow unemployed individual in this market, I sympathize with you Beck.

James: Me three! This is weeeeiiiiiird.

I’ve been reading comics for over 5 years now. I’ve never heard a “Who’d win in a fight, X or Y?” argument in any comic shop. And yet, this seems to be what every non-comic fan thinks goes on there. I wonder why that is.