Mike: I’d be more optimistic at the idea of having a child if there was a guarantee that I would never have to change it.

Nathan: Surprisingly this hasn’t happened to me yet.  To my baby mommy however, it has happened alot.  She calls them pee rockets.

James: *sips daiquiri* No babies on vacation.

Mike: Hey Houde, can I borrow your kid to be my wingman?

Nathan: You, yes, James, no.  And I’m leaving Alt Text to James, cause he should be doing something right now as well.

James: Stupid Houde, making me do work on my vacation.

Mike: Here we go again, another guest story arc written by Houde.

Nathan: It’s not as long as last time.  Cause I’m exhausted.  See what I did there?

James: I do. Also, VACATION TIME!!!