Mike: I wish I had chloroform, only for annoying people though. Like people who talk during movies, drunk obnoxious people, and people who can’t take the hint to stop saying stupid things. James: I just received this from legal: The webcomic LCS does not condone the chloroforming of friends, drunks, or overly talkative strangers.

Mike: Computer fix, all is well, blah, blah, blah. Comic. James: This might not end well.