Mike: So it’s our second anniversary. Probably should have done something big but frankly you’re all just lucky I have a working computer right now. James: It is? Kinda wish I hadn’t written a script comprised entirely of the word douche now.

Mike: I think he’s gonna need a bigger net. James: Being an adult sucks.

Mike: Even his wife is hot, that’s just twisting the knife. James: Bob’s life is better than yours.