Mike: Oh Beck there’s another black eye for you. Also glad most of you survived the Rapture, another apocalypse down. Bring it on 2012! James: In their next adventure Beck will get beat up by a kangaroo.

Mike: Now there’s an idea for a t-shirt… James: I seriously doubt she’s the first one to portmanteau those two words.

Mike: Now there’s a sitcom for you CBS “How I Lost My Virginity” James: We’ll do a rewrite where Beck doesn’t actually tell the story for 7 fucking seasons so we can milk that cow straight into syndication.