Mike: Well now I’m just depressed, “We’ve been waiting for you…” In slightly less depressing news my birthday was yesterday… so there’s that… James: That’s what I do, son. I RUIN BIRTHDAYS! Seriously though, what the fuck happened to Joyce DeWitt?

Mike: And you thought there would only be one flask in the emergency scotch reserves, and there’s even more just in case. Also the customer is James, although I have no real idea what he looks like. Now you can buy his shirt! James: I look like that, but fatter.

Mike: Hey Beck has the same ringtone as me. Oh ItsJustSomeRandomGuy You’re so awesome mainly because your girlfriend is so incredibly hot. James: My internet is back! Hooray!