Mike: Women, am I right fellas? James: Yes, females. In unrelated news, I was almost run off the road by some drunk asshole this weekend. SIUC must be back in session, hooray.

Mike: Wooooooooooooooo…. I have nothing to say right now…. James: Don’t leave it up to me! I never know what I’m supposed to say to the internet! … Hello, internet. How’ve you been?

Mike: “Come and knock on our door…” James: Oh, the shenanigans these kids get into! Tune in Friday for shenanigans.