Mike: Golly gee, thanks Mrs. T! James: Ugh. Tired. Need sleep. Talk soon.

Mike: James named the customer Steve. I don’t know a Steve? Should I know a Steve? Is he going to be a future supporting character? WHY DON’T I KNOW?! James: Note to self: Never name the customers.

Mike: Women, am I right fellas? James: Yes, females. In unrelated news, I was almost run off the road by some drunk asshole this weekend. SIUC must be back in session, hooray.