Mike: Hope you all had a great meal that makes you depressed because you’re fat now. James: Gobble gobble and so forth.

Mike: I hope you holidays are full of all the good things in life. James: What he said.

Mike: I’ve survived Y2K and not one but two Raptures. So 2012, bring it on. James: Uuuuuurrrrrggghhhhh. Too hungover for this.