Mike: Who uses Polaroids anymore?

James: It’s always good to have friends who you can count on to mess with you for kicks and giggles.

Mike: But they were too late to save the Ultimate Universe

James: I’d apologize to any Jeph Loeb fans out there, but I’ve never actually encountered someone who would cop to being one. So for me it would feel a bit like apologizing to a unicorn or a leprechaun. But the sales charts say you’re out there and in disturbing numbers to boot. So feel free to leave a comment on what a miserable hater I am.

Mike: Ah, the free time only being jobless can provide.

James: Well, being homeless probably offers a lot of free time too. But then he wouldn‘t have access to fancy resources like a dry erase board.