Mike: Happy 4th of July, may it be filled with explosions.

James: Try not to blow yourselves up. We can’t afford to lose what few readers we have.

Mike: I checked Wikipedia to see what I Spit on Your Grave was needless to say I count myself lucky for not watching it.

James: This is another case of simply recording events from my past rather than engaging my creativity. A couple years ago one of my friend rented this movie with exactly this rationale and we spent the next 100 minutes staring at the screen in abject terror. In case you, like my friend, don’t know anything about I Spit on Your Grave let me save you the trip to Wikipedia. It is the preeminent Rape & Revenge movie of the 70’s. Yes, apparently there was a whole genre dedicated to graphic rape scenes followed by graphic revenge scenes. What the fuck, the 70’s?!

I guess the message here is to READ THE BACK OF THE CASE BEFORE RENTING A MOVIE.

Mike: Honestly, this is how I picture the Republican National Convention. It’s not a liberal vs conservative thing. They just actually seems to run like an evil organization. And let me guess what James is gonna say “Oh no, please don’t sue us”, I say, bring it on… Also Palin’s face in panel 3 will haunt my dreams till the day I die.

James: This is my favorite comic so far. Mike knocked a difficult script out of the park. See you next week, kids.