Mike: Sound Effects!

James: Oh alcohol, is there anything you can’t screw up?

Mike: Hey Beck has the same ringtone as me. Oh ItsJustSomeRandomGuy You’re so awesome mainly because your girlfriend is so incredibly hot.

James: My internet is back! Hooray!

Mike: And you thought there would only be one flask in the emergency scotch reserves, and there’s even more just in case. Also the customer is James, although I have no real idea what he looks like. Now you can buy his shirt!

James: I look like that, but fatter.