Mike: I’m tired, gonna take a nap. Thought you all should know that.

James; Happy to hear it, Mr. Crankypants.

Mike: I’ve never had to ask for a raise before but I imagine it would end with insulting laughter.

James: Most meetings I have with management end with me trying to convince them not to fire me with varying success.

Mike: I probably should have gone to grad school, but I was so happy to be finished school that I promised never to go back.

James: There was originally going to be dialogue in the fourth panel, but I think the high five covers it pretty nicely.