Mike: Buddha has a good hand but Thor is on to him.

James: I love writing Jesus. No wonder there are so many books in the Bible.

Mike: “Just be yourself” is really poor advice. Also if you want Beck’s ringtone for yourself I direct you over here.

James: I’m never myself. That’s why I’ve developed 6 distinct personalities to handle any situation.

One of them is a pirate. He doesn’t get used much.

Mike: Depends whether Jesus is bar hooping or not.

James: Jesus is visiting his Dad this weekend.