Mike: The past few days have been so peaceful. I hear they’re dancing in the streets in Ohio.

James: Life is beautiful.

Mike: Finally it’s election day! I can’t wait till these damn political commercials stop playing all the damn time.

James: Yes, let’s be done with this.

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I mean, I’m so excited to fulfill my civic duty!

Mike: Jesus is a ninja.

James: Mmmm… taco grandes.