Mike: Well yesterday my sister had a baby which makes me an Uncle now, so that’s pretty weird. Welcome to the world Lil’ Mary Romano.

James: Wow! And here my big news was “Gonna get drunk. Happy New Year.” Congrats, to Mary Romano and her mother.

Mike: That you Jesus, you’re the bee’s knees. Merry Christmas folks.

James: Yes, Secular Holiday Greetings to you all.