Mike: Man, Beck better get laid by a heterosexual female soon or else he’ll never live that down. While drawing today’s page I had a vision of what it would be like if our webcomic had “shipper” fans. It was horrifying in every way possible, but the ad revenue was overwhelming… Quick, James! Write some “will they, won’t they” relationships that we can milk for years!
James: Working on it! It’s gonna be a triangle. Possibly involving Prof. Whiskers.