Mike: Apparently, Scrabble is serious business. James: Every game is serious business when you’re an over-competitive drunk.

Mike: Some of you may ask why there are no chairs, there certainly are just the backs broke of during one of the gang’s crazy mishaps. It’s definitely not because I’m lazy and hate drawing chairs. James: Definitely not.

Mike: I wish I lived in the days when a fedora was fashionable. James: Fedora’s are fucking awesome. In fact, we’re bring it back! Look out dollies, there are two hombres hittin’ the streets in our finest floggers and fedoras!