Mike: Pro-tip for you ladies out their, fight all his battles for him and he’ll be yours forever. James: Yup. Nothing emasculating about that.

Mike: The Cat! … I’m sorry. I umm, I grew up during the 90’s. James: Everett is shockingly calm.

Mike: Oh my god, someone actually watched Speed 2? James: Willem Dafoe plays the bad guy, dude!