Mike: I used to work at a movie rental place and now it’s shut down due to extreme amount of employees stealing. Or at least I think that’s what happened.

James: Me and my friends spent a whole summer torturing each other with movies we knew the others would hate. We came up with a system of rules and declared winners and losers based on who had visibly suffered the most that night. It became a bit too competitive and we ended up having to put an end to the game. Which is too bad because I was getting a lot of wins after they ran out of Robin Williams movies. God, I fucking hate him.

Anyway, I don’t know what Beck’s bitching about though. Wuthering Heights stars Timothy “I’m-the-third-best-Bond-ever” Dalton.

Unless they watched the 1992 Ralph “I-pronounce-my-name-Reif” Fiennes version. Then I get it.