Mike: I remember a while ago some people I knew were bragging how skilled they were in sneaking clean urine for a drug test. So when it came time for me to have to give a drug test I was a bit nervous since I hold my bodily functions under the highest level of secrecy. But the tester handed me a cup and pointed me to a bathroom. It is literally the easiest test to cheat at.

James: The piss test is easy. The hair test is nigh impossible to cheat.

Mike: A Mike divided against itself, cannot stand!

James: Mike wrote this one too. I have an excuse, but it’s not a very good one.

There have been a few recent developments in my life, including a new plan to move to Austin, Texas in 2011. Been an interesting week to say the least, but I’m going to try and get my shit together so that Mike doesn’t have to keep carrying the load by himself.