Mike: “Come and knock on our door…” James: Oh, the shenanigans these kids get into! Tune in Friday for shenanigans.

Mike: Wooooooooooooooo…. I have nothing to say right now…. James: Don’t leave it up to me! I never know what I’m supposed to say to the internet! … Hello, internet. How’ve you been?

Mike: Women, am I right fellas? James: Yes, females. In unrelated news, I was almost run off the road by some drunk asshole this weekend. SIUC must be back in session, hooray.

Mike: James named the customer Steve. I don’t know a Steve? Should I know a Steve? Is he going to be a future supporting character? WHY DON’T I KNOW?! James: Note to self: Never name the customers.

Mike: Golly gee, thanks Mrs. T! James: Ugh. Tired. Need sleep. Talk soon.